Sacred Geometry.

June 13th, 2009 | 1,307 wordcount, 2 images

I just recently heard of a science called “Sacred Geometry.” I’ve heard of this before, briefly, in passing, but never in the way I heard it tonight, and it was never called “Sacred Geometry” when I saw or read about it.

We’re all familiar with the Freemason symbol / emblem right?

The “G” supposedly means “God” or “Geometry”. Now why would the Freemasons honor geometry…?

There’s that business about every important building in Washington D.C. being at the perfect distance from each other, and the perfect points to make an inverted pentagram…

Then, of course, there are the buildings in Washington being aligned with certain constellations in the sky just like the Pyramids in Egypt being aligned with certain constellations (if this could even be considered Geometry)

That was the extent of it, however. I figured there was something deeper — in my opinion, and in my experience, there is always something deeper in every subject, always further down you can go, but I personally just never bothered to look.

Tonight someone (hello Svenson!) made me bother to look.

Really, it was no bother at all. This is fascinating. I thirst to find out more.

From what I saw alone tonight, you could find traces of this in the Kabbalah, in Ancient Egypt (The Ancient Mystery Schools of Egypt to be exact, according to the two videos I’m going to show you) and a lot of other religions, regions and time periods, so before anyone says this is “New Aged Nonsense”, I suggest they watch the two videos below.

This is part 1 and 2 in a series of videos. I can’t find the rest of this particular series, but I did find more Youtube videos about Sacred Geometry.

There’s nothing more to say expect watch these videos, because I don’t fully understand this, and have just heard about it tonight.

Sacred Geometry - Part 1

Youtube Description: “An introduction to the basics of Sacred Geometry, showing how nature creates its very first pattern.”

Sacred Geometry - Part 2

Youtube Description: “Demonstrating some of the extrapolations that can be done from natures first pattern (shown in the first video), such as the Egg of Life, Metatrons Cube, and the Golden Ratio

Note: I made two mistakes in this video, the pronunciation of “tesseract”, and i also missed out two archimedean solids (due to an error in my reference book lol - “Sacred Geometry by Stephen Skinner”)

I love how this doesn’t seem to discredit God, but instead proves he exists in some way, and I love when, in the first video, it says “Maybe the Bible is only an exoteric recreation of an older esoteric wisdom.”

Isn’t that how we can explain most ancient religions? The sun being a god that gives us life to pray to - was that not a simple way for some ancient people to explain something that was going on in a much grander scale?

Could it not be the same with the Bible?

Also, just to prove how deep, perhaps how spiritual this Sacred Geometry might be able to get, let me show you what my friend Svenson has told me:
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The Patient (7:05:42 AM): You should look up stuff about the Merkaba, or Merkabah.

Concetta (7:07:48 AM): what is that

The Patient (7:08:00 AM): Supposedly

The Patient (7:08:10 AM): Well, from what i understand..

The Patient (7:08:20 AM): Oh wait.

The Patient (7:08:25 AM): Do you know what Kundalini yoga is?

The Patient (7:08:38 AM): Because it won’t make sense if you don’t

Concetta (7:09:13 AM): i think so

The Patient (7:09:33 AM): It’s the belief that we have certain points in our bodies that are called chakras, and that they can be activated or something through kundalini yoga and meditation

Concetta (7:09:44 AM): yeah ive heard of this

The Patient (7:09:45 AM): Which is taking energy from the base of your spine and projecting it through your body and upwards

Concetta (7:09:53 AM): i learned this in massage therapy

The Patient (7:09:54 AM): Okay.

The Patient (7:09:56 AM): So

The Patient (7:10:55 AM): Merkabah is the idea that once you’ve activated all your chakra points, including the pineal gland then it’s supposed to let you see into other dimensions that we normally wouldn’t be able to percieve..

The Patient (7:11:18 AM): I dunno about this stuff. I’ve just heard of it.

The Patient (7:11:31 AM): I don’t really believe it, but

The Patient (7:12:25 AM): You can distribute this energy out of your body and it forms a vehicle of light around you called the Merkabah, which is one of the sacred geometry shapes

The Patient (7:12:59 AM): And through the Merkabah you can see any point in the universe, at any point in time, etc

The Patient (7:13:07 AM): And it’s pretty much astral projection

Concetta (7:13:19 AM): its like being on gods omnipotent level

Concetta (7:13:24 AM): has anyone ever obtained this

The Patient (7:13:25 AM): Right

The Patient (7:13:30 AM): Supposedly yes

Concetta (7:13:32 AM): who

The Patient (7:14:05 AM): Mainly people of religions who include meditation, like people who have meditated every day of their lives

The Patient (7:14:13 AM): Buddhists, etc

The Patient (7:14:24 AM): Some Middle Eastern religions

The Patient (7:14:27 AM): I can’t remember.. too tired.

The Patient (7:14:47 AM): But..

The Patient (7:15:06 AM): Someone did this with Timothy Leary and they supposedly witness the process of death and rebirth

The Patient (7:15:07 AM): Through all stages

The Patient (7:15:25 AM): And Timothy Leary documented it even to like exactly how many days it takes

The Patient (7:15:55 AM): He published it in like.. a new version of the Tibetian Book of the Dead that he wrote

The Patient (7:16:13 AM): Since it’s supposed to say this in the original, but no one can read the original, it’s not published, etc

Concetta (7:18:07 AM): timothy leary

Concetta (7:18:11 AM): i hate to be a skeptic

Concetta (7:18:12 AM): but..

Concetta (7:18:12 AM):

Concetta (7:18:15 AM): maybe perhaps

Concetta (7:18:18 AM): it was the acid

Concetta (7:18:19 AM): ?

The Patient (7:18:45 AM): Exactly

The Patient (7:19:01 AM): That’s why everything he ever did has to be taken with a grain of salt

The Patient (7:19:06 AM): Because he was loaded on acid all the time.

The Patient (7:20:10 AM): But I read a book by a priest who moved into a tiny hut in Indian and survived only on water for 40 days, he says

The Patient (7:20:15 AM): And he meditated the entire time

The Patient (7:20:57 AM): He said that Timothy Leary came to visit him after the last day with a group of researchers and he was explaining all of the visions he had during his meditation.

The Patient (7:21:09 AM): And they were like yeah yeah you can see that kind of stuff on acid too.

The Patient (7:21:42 AM): So he asked for some, and they gave him a few hits, and he said he wanted a lot more.. so he took like three or four strips off of a sheet and ate it at once, then ate like a dozen oranges.

The Patient (7:21:49 AM): And he said it didn’t effect him at all.

The Patient (7:21:54 AM): Like nothing happened.

The Patient (7:22:37 AM): Which I believe. I think stuff like acid and mushrooms is a shortcut to what you can achieve with your mind through meditation, and once you really get there through meditation the drugs won’t do anything at all because you’re already used to it.

The Patient (7:23:03 AM): Except acid and mushrooms is all distorted, it’s all random weird stuff that you can’t grasp and remember.

Concetta (7:23:42 AM): timothy leary must have felt like a fool

The Patient (7:24:32 AM): Yeah.
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Well, there you have it. Something new to look up, something new to research, something new to ponder.

I probably will blog about this more sometime.
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Chii (8:27:57 AM): well now
Chii (8:28:04 AM): that sure took my mind for a ride
Concetta (8:28:09 AM): LOL

By Cetta | 3 Comments »

Take a peak at who HASN’T been blogging.

June 12th, 2009 | 156 wordcount, 3 images

I think I honestly lost the touch to blog or even write. Oh well, I’m still going to try. Anyway, like the subject of this post says.. Look at who hasn’t been blogging.

I usually hate taking pics and I especially hate showing them to people. But you know what? Fuck you all.
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The Patient [12:06 A.M.]: Awwww
The Patient [12:06 A.M.]: You look like a really nice girl.. not the foul mouthed trouble maker I know you to be.
iNSTiLL [12:07 A.M.]: ….LOL
The Patient [12:07 A.M.]: Lol
The Patient [12:07 A.M.]: IT’S TRUE.
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DrilIed [12:08 A.M.]: and just for the lulz…you look like future ex wife material. you know..the kind that kicks me out the house for complaining about the gabbagoul.
iNSTiLL [12:08 A.M.]: LMAO
DrilIed [12:10 A.M.]: and if I back talk? you chase me down with a rolling pin and beat the piss out of me.

By Cetta | 6 Comments »

ROFL WHAT?

April 26th, 2009 | 235 wordcount

firing squad (3:03:03 AM): “WE CAN’T LET IT CUM ON OUR CZAR”

penis copter

Karina VelI: you have got to love russian tactics
Karina VelI: ROFL
Karina VelI: LETS DISCREDIT HIM
Karina VelI: WITH A FLYING HELOCOCKTER
Concetta: LMAO

MemoirsOfAGirl (2:57:02 AM): in my country, helocockter flies YOU
Concetta (2:57:24 AM): LMAO

(and if you don’t get that “In Russia” reversal joke, crawl out from under your rock).

firing squad (3:01:45 AM): THIS IS THE FUCKING
firing squad (3:01:47 AM): HOUSEFLY
firing squad (3:01:49 AM): OF DILDOS
firing squad (3:02:47 AM): LOL
firing squad (3:02:53 AM): LIKE SECURITY STEPS UP
firing squad (3:02:57 AM): LIKE THIS IS AN ASSASSINATION PLOT
firing squad (3:03:03 AM): “WE CAN’T LET IT CUM ON OUR CZAR”
Concetta (3:03:07 AM): LMAO
Concetta (3:03:10 AM): russians dont fuck around
firing squad (3:03:20 AM): LOL APPARENTLY NOT
firing squad (3:03:25 AM): NIGGAS TOOK THAT SHIT DOWN UNARMED.

Neji san [4:00 A.M.]: i love how that one guy just takes it upon himself
Neji san [4:00 A.M.]: “don’t worry, i’m good at catching dick in mid-air!”

execution [6:05 A.M.]: ROFLCOCKTER
execution [6:06 A.M.]: Stalin will rise from his grave and bash their head with a bottle of vodka as he reads the works of Karl Marx.
Concetta [6:06 A.M.]: even stalin would have gotten lulz out of it
Concetta [6:06 A.M.]: stop lying
execution [6:08 A.M.]: Is that wooden? If so I’m pretty sure it was Stalin’s homosexual test probe.
Concetta [6:08 A.M.]: LOL

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Woman in love with the Eiffel Tower. And that’s not all..

April 24th, 2009 | 798 wordcount

Just when you thought you heard it all…

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(Youtubes about this — including some parts of the documentary “Married to the Eiffel Tour” — are below).

Erika La Tour Eiffel, a former U.S. Army helicopter pilot who was discharged from the army because of what I’m about to blog about, is “in love” with the Eiffel Tour in France — and also claims to have married it (hence the last name).

That’s not all. She claims to be in a … “relationship” … with the Berlin Wall and the Golden Gate Bridge. She was also “in love” with a bow she calls “Lance”, which helped her to become an archery world champion, but since her “relationship” with said bow died down, her archery skills have taken a back seat.

She also has a sexual relationship with a piece of fence in her room.

I thought this was a joke when I first heard it — or at least a hoax. I thought someone was paying this woman, or that she was just doing this to get attention. I am so baffled to say I was wrong.

This is actually something real known as Objectum Sexuality, and there are about 40 known cases of it around the world. They even have a website and a a forum for people who are “IN LOVE” with OTHER objects.

And if you haven’t figured it out by now, we’re not talking about something symbolic like “oh I’m so in love with the Statue of Liberty because it represents our freedom!” (which it doesn’t, but we’re not going to get into THAT conspiracy theory). We’re talking about people who looked at a certain object and fell into lust/love/whatever else with it. The same way most people would feel about a human. They’re people who who want to have an affectionate relationship with these objects… . . .

One woman, Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, who is ANOTHER woman “in love” with the Berlin Wall and claims to have married it (I say “claims” because the Berlin Wall didn’t say “I do” back, did it?), also says that she “consummated” her marriage to it — which means basically she had sexual contact with it (look at the documentary below for more information)… . . .

A) That is disgusting. How didn’t she get AT LEAST a yeast infection from having sexual contact with something so dirty? — And, if you can’t tell, I don’t mean that because it’s the Berlin Wall and it caused so much pain and suffering and etc etc. I mean that because it’s OUTSIDE and ACTUALLY dirty. Probably always getting pissed on, spat on, who knows what else…

B) How did she do it out in public? Wouldn’t people have stopped and stared at the freak caressing and whispering sweet nothings to… a wall?

C) How is this even possible at ALL? I would’ve LOVED for someone to video tape her attempting to screw this thing.

This is Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer website: The Berlin Wall - A Love Story - BERLINERMAUER.SE.

And this is her explanation about “What, exactly, interest (her) about the Berlin Wall?”, where she claims that, and I quote, she “catches fire sexually on the Berlin Wall.”

I am all about living and let living, and they don’t seem to be hurting anyone, and they seem to be genuinely happy with whatever they got going on… But, I feel the need to say this anyway: What is wrong with these people?

And with that, I really don’t even know what else to say about it, so I’m just going to post the Youtubes I found on it…

“The Love For Objects” on ABC News.

Here’s part one and two of the documentary on it:

Married to the Eiffel Tower pt 1

Married to the Eiffel Tower pt 2

Spite (2:48:35 PM): lol wtf @ this bitch and this bow

Concetta (2:48:56 PM): L O L

Spite (2:49:19 PM): fuckin bow is ugly anyways.

Concetta (2:50:04 PM): its a BOW

Concetta (2:50:07 PM): how is it supposed to look

Spite (2:50:13 PM): well there are pretty bows.

Spite (2:50:18 PM): i can shoot bows.

Spite (2:50:23 PM): just like there’s pretty guns and shit.

Spite (2:50:26 PM): but come on.

Spite (2:50:29 PM): it’s not a dude.

Concetta (2:52:04 PM): its not even a living breathing thing

Spite (2:53:54 PM): sweden would spit out some shit like this.

Concetta (2:54:06 PM): LOOOL I KNOW RIGHT

Woman makes love to Empire State Building

And of course… someone mocking it:

Objectum Sexuality-You’re not alone

Objectum Sexuality

I actually added a new category to my blog for this. It’s called “WTF?”

firing squad (12:58:49 PM): cetta, i have to tell you something.

Concetta (12:59:01 PM): oh my god dont even

firing squad (12:59:16 PM): i can’t live with myself if i don’t.

Concetta (12:59:20 PM): oh my god

Concetta (12:59:22 PM): /).(\

firing squad (12:59:26 PM): i…

firing squad (12:59:32 PM): am engaged with your blogroll.

Concetta (12:59:36 PM): LOL

Concetta (12:59:50 PM): im adding that to the post now

By Cetta | 4 Comments »

Legalization of Weed.

April 20th, 2009 | 1,380 wordcount

corpse carousel (5:12:08 PM): lol awww shit

corpse carousel (5:12:12 PM): cetta doin a blog about dis shit

corpse carousel (5:12:17 PM): GONNA BE INTENSE

corpse carousel (5:12:22 PM): INTENSE COMMENTARY

corpse carousel (5:12:31 PM): you need to be a reporter already

Warning: I get a little off track in this post, talking about the government and their hand in destroying the country with the CIA shipping in cocaine and crack, and how the war on drugs is fake and is used to make money, but that’s just my style, isn’t it? Anyway, I get RIGHT back on topic after those diversions.

In honor of it being 4/20 NORML is launching 7,770 nationwide TV ads to reform the cannabis laws in this country.

Legalization: Yes We Can

If they can legalize cigarettes, which are 110 times worse than weed, and allow alcohol into this country, then there is no reason for weed to be banned.

Actually, over the weekend I met up with a cop I went to school with years ago. He said that he’s never seen any case of violence or death when marijuana was involved - but alcohol? Countless times.

Did you know also when weed was banned it was for RACIST reasons?

Harry J. Anslinger, “The Father of The Drug War” (which the government secretly wants to fail — most of the drugs that come into this country ARE from the CIA/government — I’ll get into this more later) has been quoted saying such ridiculous things as:

There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US, and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos, and entertainers. Their Satanic music, jazz, and swing, result from marijuana use. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and any others.” -Harry J. Anslinger

WOW. WHERE DID THEY COME UP WITH THAT?

Kamele (4:41:28 PM): FILIPINOS

Kamele (4:41:29 PM): DO NOT

Kamele (4:41:32 PM): SMOKE THAT MUCH WEED

Concetta (4:41:40 PM): its nignorance is what it is

Kamele (4:41:42 PM): WTF KIND OF FACTS ARE THOSE

(yes, I spelled it NIGNORANCE on purpose)

…the primary reason to outlaw marijuana is its effect on the degenerate races.” -Harry J. Anslinger

Marijuana is an addictive drug which produces in its users insanity, criminality, and death.” -Harry J. Anslinger

^^^^Totally ridiculous.

Reefer makes darkies think they’re as good as white men.” -Harry J. Anslinger

^^^^I don’t know what to say to that…

Marijuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing.” -Harry J. Anslinger

^^^^Because we ALL know pacifism is a bad thing. Also, president Bush? You know that idiot, on top of doing a TON of coke and who knows what else, took a few hits of weed, and we all know how pacifistic HE was. /sarcasmsarcasmsarcasm

But the best part is that after Harry J. Anslinger says marijuana causes PACIFISM, he goes on to say…

You smoke a joint and you’re likely to kill your brother.” -Harry J. Anslinger

Marijuana is the most violence-causing drug in the history of mankind.” -Harry J. Anslinger

In the year 1090, there was founded in Persia the religious and military order of the Assassins, whose history is one of cruelty, barbarity, and murder, and for good reason: the members were confirmed users of hashish, or marijuana, and it is from the Arabs’ ‘hashashin’ that we have the English word ‘assassin.‘” -Harry J. Anslinger

^^^^You can’t have it both ways, Harry J. Anslinger. You either think marijuana is a pacifistic drug or you think it’s the most violent-causing drug in the history of mankind. God I wish this man was here today, we’d eat him alive…

With these racist, asinine, quotes and propaganda, along with other things (like news paper articles from a news paper owned by William Randolf Hearst, a friend of Harry J. Anslinger, that was filled with propaganda such as murderers and serial killers and other horror stories — PROBABLY LIKE WHITE WOMEN SLEEPING WITH BLACK MEN! THE HORROR!!!), Harry J. Anslinger went to congress. Not surprisingly, the hearings were short (and filled with lies) and on August 2, 1937, marijuana was sadly made illegal.

But now this all might be changing!

I’ll be completely honest. It makes me a little nervous that the government wants to be in control of the marijuana, because it makes me wonder what are they going to put into it that’s bad for you? Just like with tobacco, which I’m not saying isn’t bad for you, but we all that cigarettes have tons and tons of chemicals on them that are not natural or even LESS healthy than how tobacco started off.

But then again, like I mentioned above about the CIA/government being in control of the drug war, and like I’ve blogged about countless times, the government probably are already poisoning us through weed.

If you don’t believe me (about the faux drug war), would you believe a former head of the DEA?

Ex-DEA Head Admits CIA Imported Cocaine and destroyed the nation

They did it for the money? But they destroyed a nation in the process, when they could have legalized weed a long time ago and solved the problem about money without ruining our country …

So excuse me if I’m a little weary of what the government wants to do concerning drugs - or is even encouraged to do by other organizations. I mean, we all know that alot of the time opposition is controlled - so why not an entire movement/foundation to encourage a supposed “reluctant” government to do something? Making the people think, “oh yes, democracy won…” when really… . .

Or am I getting too paranoid and over thinking things? Haha.

But I mean, if the government has no problem injecting crack cocaine into the country, then of course they’ll poison our weed supply. (Ever wonder sometimes what some Chem Trails are for…?). Especially if we give them full control of ALL of it?

Either way, I encourage everyone to watch THIS when they get a chance:

The CIA and the 80’s Crack Epidemic
Kamele (4:47:37 PM): it’s a proven fact

Kamele (4:48:03 PM): you know people start doing other drugs because they can’t get weed

Kamele (4:48:11 PM): then they’re addicted

Kamele (4:48:20 PM): i feel bad for mainlanders lols

Kamele (4:48:27 PM): in some states it’s sooo hard to get weed

Kamele (4:49:28 PM): green harvest came to our island and made us dry

Kamele (4:49:34 PM): that’s why we have so many meth heads now

Concetta (4:50:18 PM): bet it was done on purpose

Kamele (4:50:23 PM): and we’re back to having lots of weed … but it’s too late. we already have too many meth heads and majority of them are 30 or older

Kamele (4:50:58 PM): you can imagine how many YOUNG KIDS we have that had their lives destroyed because their parents …

Concetta (4:51:20 PM): yeah

Concetta (4:51:27 PM): this generation is fucked up

Concetta (4:51:31 PM): the new gen will be even worse

Concetta (4:51:33 PM): its on purpose lol

Concetta (4:51:37 PM): more people will be in the system

Concetta (4:51:47 PM): more government control

Kamele (4:51:56 PM): yep

Kamele (4:52:01 PM): cuz the government makes everyone feel helpless

Anyway…

And I know it appears I just got totally off subject from legalizing marijuana, but I felt that was important to log/say/show…

Back on topic.

Watch Ron Paul on CNN talking about how legalizing weed would help the economy, and the TRUE drug problem in this country is ALCOHOL and NICOTINE - exactly what I said, more or less, in the beginning.

“Ron Paul on CNN American Morning 4/15/09: Legalizing Marijuana”

Youtube Description: “Ron Paul was on CNN to discuss the war on drugs and the legalization of marijuana. Dr. Paul advocated for a state solution over the “one size fits all” federal approach.

Please join the fight for Freedom, Peace and Prosperity at Campaign For Liberty http://www.campaignforliberty.com/ and Liberty Works Radio Network http://www.libertyworksradionetwork.com/

Even BARNEY FRANK is involved in this:

“DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE MARIJUANA BILLS IN CONGRESS!”

When I see these old men involved in wanting to legalize marijuana I know that I was wrong in my thoughts that this was a generational knowledge/thought to legalize it. It makes me wonder where all this ignorance came from with the older generations, like our grandmothers/grandfathers or much older aunts/uncles, if people as old as — AND AS GREAT AS — Ron Paul and Barney Frank even know the truth behind legalizing this drug? (Especially Ron Paul — that man is MY president)

Why didn’t most of these old timers use CRITICAL THINKING? So sharp in soooo many ways (sharper than us), but so gullible too…

That’s a topic for another time.

By Cetta | 6 Comments »

Not the proper way to blog, but oh well.

April 19th, 2009 | 2,624 wordcount

I know this isn’t the proper way to blog. At least, I’ve never seen anyone use their blogs like this, but screw it. I’ve been doing this for years on my LJ, aaand now I’ll do it here. Won’t make a habit out of it though, since I know the difference between an LJ and a domain, but I think this is really important for all to read (if the majority of people can even FOLLOW reading logs…).

I had this convo. with someone last night and I put it on my LJ right after. I was thinking of putting it on here last night, but decided not to do it until just now. I mean, it’s my domain, why can’t I do what I want with it?

Note: I took out the other persons screen name.

Here is what I posted on my LJ:

———————–(LJ post begins now)———————–

i know i typed about this in the past on my lj but guess what

you can never hear the fucked up truth enough

god, isn’t it funny i’m still like this at heart after like 563465478568 years? lolol i’ll never change

Concetta (2:02:58 AM): ok so like

Concetta (2:03:00 AM): the franklin coverup

Concetta (2:03:02 AM): i read about this

Concetta (2:03:04 AM): years ago

Concetta (2:03:12 AM): theres alot of facets to it

(2:03:22 AM): yeah?

Concetta (2:03:25 AM): its a very deep and complex story

Concetta (2:03:30 AM): with alot of twists and turns

(2:03:35 AM): i assume theres a website with the story?

Concetta (2:03:49 AM): theres websites with some of the stories on it, but since theres alot of facets to it

Concetta (2:03:55 AM): you need to know to piece it all together

Concetta (2:03:59 AM): or read ALOT about it

Concetta (2:04:02 AM): ill just explain

Concetta (2:04:05 AM): then you can look it all up

(2:04:15 AM): okay

Concetta (2:04:29 AM): ill start with one part

Concetta (2:04:43 AM): warning: i’m a little high right now, if something doesnt make sense, tell me

(2:05:20 AM): okay

Concetta (2:05:24 AM): years ago, i dont even know how many years ago, about fifteen? the discovery channel was going to play a documentary about the franklin coverup but they werent calling it that

Concetta (2:05:39 AM): but it was about children who were taken to private parties with politicians and to the whitehouse and whatnot

(2:05:46 AM): pretty much one of those things that if they do they had to do it on the dl not piss off big brother?

(2:05:48 AM): yeah?

Concetta (2:05:55 AM): to be exploited. but before —- yeah but wait

Concetta (2:05:58 AM): but before the thing aired

Concetta (2:06:05 AM): it was like, in the tv guide and all

Concetta (2:06:07 AM): scheduled

Concetta (2:06:08 AM): it was called

Concetta (2:06:11 AM): “conspiracy of silence”

Concetta (2:06:24 AM): they got a call from some politician saying if it aired

Concetta (2:06:32 AM): they would come down so hard on the cable companies

Concetta (2:06:39 AM): with censorship and laws and etc etc

Concetta (2:06:57 AM): so it didnt air. and then some private company bought just about all the tapes and copies of that documentary

Concetta (2:07:03 AM): supposedly destroyed them. but one got to the police

Concetta (2:07:07 AM): fbi, whatever

Concetta (2:07:13 AM): and now you can download it on the web

Concetta (2:07:17 AM): i did

Concetta (2:07:24 AM): but its poor quality. but i think you can even find it on youtube

Concetta (2:07:42 AM): thats the story with the tape. but it gets sooo much more fucked up than that

(2:08:07 AM): sooo

(2:08:10 AM): when you say exploit?

(2:08:13 AM): do you mean for money reasons?

(2:08:17 AM): sexually?

Concetta (2:08:18 AM): i mean sex

Concetta (2:08:23 AM): but also it was like

Concetta (2:08:27 AM): to blackmail these politicians too

Concetta (2:08:37 AM): alot of pictures were taken. which gets me to another facet of this story

Concetta (2:09:09 AM): one of the children that was involved of this was grown up and i guess he had some pictures of some of this stuff occurring

Concetta (2:09:21 AM): well he had them in a private plane

(2:09:22 AM): yeah?

Concetta (2:09:27 AM): the plane crashed

Concetta (2:09:35 AM): the pictures were supposedly all over the field they crashed in

Concetta (2:09:41 AM): a private company

Concetta (2:09:44 AM): came in

Concetta (2:09:46 AM): cleaned it all up

(2:09:54 AM): gov’t contracted?

Concetta (2:09:59 AM): probably so

(2:10:04 AM): i see.

(2:10:08 AM): why’d the plane crash?

Concetta (2:10:11 AM): but you can look this all up yourself for more details. i’m giving you the broad view

(2:10:14 AM): yeah

Concetta (2:10:14 AM): i’m guessing they shot it down

Concetta (2:10:24 AM): killed him and his son

(2:10:25 AM): whats it called again?

(2:10:27 AM): the nebraska?

Concetta (2:10:32 AM): the franklin coverup. but its liek

Concetta (2:10:34 AM): very deep

Concetta (2:10:36 AM): now there is a book

Concetta (2:10:37 AM): called

Concetta (2:11:04 AM): why johnny gosch cant come home. something like that. let me actually look up the name.

Concetta (2:11:14 AM): http://www.johnnygosch.com/

(2:11:36 AM): yeah

Concetta (2:11:41 AM): ok well this is johnny goschs mothers website. she made the book “why johnny cant come home.” well her son was a paper boy in nebraska

(2:11:48 AM): all 6 parts of “conspiracy of silent” are on youtube btw

Concetta (2:11:55 AM): yeah

Concetta (2:11:59 AM): anyway so this is another facet

Concetta (2:12:27 AM): her son was a paper boy in nebraska and was kidnapped. apparently there were witnesses, but no one spoke up for years, etc etc. other paper boys for the same exact paper in nebraska were kidnapped too

Concetta (2:12:31 AM): it was very weird

Concetta (2:13:37 AM): the man who owned that paper (remember, look up all the specifics yourself) was somehow implicated with the franklin coverup. theres also a black man named larry king (NOT the guy from CNN obviously) who was like the king pin/ring leader of all of this. he’s a very important figure.

Concetta (2:13:48 AM): anyway johnny gosch, his mother believes, is now

Concetta (2:14:35 AM): a republican blogger and a man who is in the press (asking president bush questions in the white house and all). a man named jeff gannon. jeff gannon went by another name YEARS ago

Concetta (2:14:50 AM): and was a gay escort service man. you can still see his ads

Concetta (2:14:52 AM): all over the internet

Concetta (2:15:04 AM): jeff gannon himself doesnt deny that and even blogs about that. what he denies is that hes johnny gosch

Concetta (2:15:34 AM): however, johnnys mother says that jeff has been to her house once, and couldnt speak long. also she says jeff has agreed to take a blood test on the terms that

Concetta (2:15:41 AM): she can not ever speak or reveal the results

Concetta (2:15:56 AM): and people who KNEW johnny gosch from the sex ring (the other children/victims)

Concetta (2:16:01 AM): say that jeff gannon

Concetta (2:16:08 AM): IS johnny gosch

Concetta (2:16:15 AM): its just

Concetta (2:16:17 AM): very bizarre

(2:17:43 AM): yeah

(2:18:06 AM): so you think this is some kind of gov’t. coverup, like that they’re knowingly letting this happen to young boys?

Concetta (2:18:17 AM): yeah i do and i think that its to blackmail politicians

Concetta (2:18:21 AM): and some people think its some occult thing

Concetta (2:18:30 AM): because even some of the victims said that

Concetta (2:18:34 AM): they had to go through weird rituals

(2:18:43 AM): well

(2:18:56 AM): i’m sure that alot of these boys get shipped out to eastern europe, yanno?

Concetta (2:19:07 AM): no doubt in my mind about it

(2:19:22 AM): so i’m sure, just based on the culture out there that they’re gonna experience some weird visi-goth kinda occult rituals

Concetta (2:19:42 AM): definitely

Concetta (2:19:50 AM): but i also know that alot of weird things happens

Concetta (2:19:52 AM): with politicians

Concetta (2:19:54 AM): too

Concetta (2:19:56 AM): powerful people

Concetta (2:20:02 AM): like the bohemiam grove thing

Concetta (2:20:03 AM): but like

Concetta (2:20:09 AM): on a more local level than that sometimes

Concetta (2:20:15 AM): like your local politicians

Concetta (2:20:20 AM): ive heard fucked up stories

(2:20:31 AM): yeah.

(2:20:33 AM): i have too.

(2:20:46 AM): i think all the ” sex scandals ” that we’ve caught these creepy ol’ pedos in…

(2:20:50 AM): it would kinda make sense.

(2:21:20 AM): this pedo ring operates to feed politicians sick sexual desires, and the politicians protect this ring

Concetta (2:21:36 AM): and it serves to blackmail them

(2:21:42 AM): and anyone that threatens to expose the pedo ring, threatens to expose the politicans, so they look at it as black mail if you even talk about it

(2:21:48 AM): so they suppress everything they can

(2:21:53 AM): with gov’t regulations and such

Concetta (2:22:18 AM): yeah

Concetta (2:22:22 AM): like with the documentary

Concetta (2:22:27 AM): now that ive told you all this

Concetta (2:22:29 AM): google all that i said

Concetta (2:22:36 AM): youll like see all about

Concetta (2:22:39 AM): i’m sure it goes deeper

Concetta (2:22:42 AM): than what i said and read

Concetta (2:22:58 AM): i know the UN peddles human trafficking

Concetta (2:22:58 AM): lol

(2:24:10 AM): wow

(2:24:14 AM): i havent even heard of that

(2:24:17 AM): but i wouldnt doubt that

Concetta (2:24:59 AM): yeah just go to prison planet or info wars and search it

(2:25:06 AM): Conspiracy of Silence (Banned Discovery Channel Doc) 1/6

Concetta (2:25:31 AM): yeah i know all about it

Concetta (2:25:33 AM): i saw it before

(2:25:38 AM): o ok

(2:25:39 AM): lol

(2:28:15 AM): lulz@founded by catholic priest

(2:28:24 AM): yes lets trust the catholic priests

(2:28:25 AM): ;x

Concetta (2:28:37 AM): LOL I KNOW

Concetta (2:28:38 AM): RIGHT

(2:28:48 AM): that says it all

(2:30:18 AM): because we got alot of people from N.O

(2:30:22 AM): here in austin

(2:30:27 AM): after that hurricane

Concetta (2:30:38 AM): yeah i know but like if you WENT

Concetta (2:30:42 AM): to the refugee camps

Concetta (2:30:46 AM): like if you chose to go to the un camps

Concetta (2:30:51 AM): where the shelter was

Concetta (2:30:53 AM): it was weird

Concetta (2:31:04 AM): like i read a whole thread about it

(2:32:20 AM): oh

(2:32:23 AM): i see

(2:32:25 AM): well, i mean

(2:32:35 AM): i’ve seen the two story trains they have docked in n.o.

(2:32:46 AM): when they say those things can move 250,000 at once, they aren’t kidding.

(2:32:58 AM): its been what? 4-5 years?

Concetta (2:33:08 AM): oh god yeah the god damn prisoner trains

(2:33:11 AM): FEMA is still in full force down there, not on bourbon, of course..

(2:33:22 AM): dont wanna upset the herd

(2:33:35 AM): but, if you take a walk down those neighborhood streets..

(2:33:41 AM): FEMA just parked in cars and trucks.

Concetta (2:33:59 AM): YEAH I HEARD OF THAT

Concetta (2:34:04 AM): IVE BEEN HEARING ABOUT THESE TRAINS

Concetta (2:34:05 AM): FOR YEARS

Concetta (2:34:11 AM): LIKE, EVEN BEFORE HURRICANE KATRINA

Concetta (2:34:14 AM): not in N.O.

Concetta (2:34:18 AM): but just trains sitting there all over the country

Concetta (2:34:20 AM): big ones

Concetta (2:34:29 AM): supposedly prisoner cars

(2:34:38 AM): yeah

(2:34:43 AM): big white 2 story tall trains

(2:34:49 AM): its creepy shit man

(2:34:54 AM): they just sit there

(2:34:57 AM): and you’re looking at it

Concetta (2:34:59 AM): i heard some of them have shackles in them

(2:35:02 AM): like why does anyone need that?

Concetta (2:35:08 AM): gee i wonder

(2:35:12 AM): i’d hate to see the insides of those things

(2:35:14 AM): literally

———————–(another part of the convo)———————–

(2:41:08 AM): well, yeah, that’s the whole basis of our system, but the thing is, is that’s how they’re gonna control us in those UN work camps/Fema work camps, destroy the middle class, take away their rights because they can’t buy the nessacary gov’t. clearence to avoid those work camps, then they’re gonna take the lower/middle class and turn us into slave class.

(2:41:31 AM): if you look at alot of politicians, what is really scary, it’s become almost socially acceptable to openly talk about population control

Concetta (2:42:57 AM): it really has

Concetta (2:43:06 AM): ive noticed that

Concetta (2:43:09 AM): like on fox news

Concetta (2:43:23 AM): saying we should put 9/11 truthers in a prison in eastern europe

(2:43:37 AM): yeah

(2:43:57 AM): well they also promote the idea that us ron paul supporters are radical domestic terrorist

Concetta (2:44:06 AM): YES

Concetta (2:44:07 AM): YES

Concetta (2:44:07 AM): YES

Concetta (2:44:08 AM): YES

Concetta (2:44:08 AM): YES

Concetta (2:44:10 AM): YES

(2:44:16 AM): You know, Hannity is a scary guy.

(2:44:18 AM): real scary.

Concetta (2:44:22 AM): yeah he is

(2:44:31 AM): he has a large audience, people listen to him, he spouts out crazy ideas.

Concetta (2:44:31 AM): theyre all scary to me lol

(2:44:36 AM): well

(2:44:40 AM): o’reilly isn’t.

(2:44:51 AM): he seems to have more a moral streak than the other fox cronies.

(2:44:57 AM): but thats been just as if late.

(2:45:17 AM): but i mean, you also have to flip the script.

(2:45:27 AM): guys like ..Olbermann or w/e

(2:45:31 AM): they’re pretty dangerous too.

Concetta (2:45:31 AM): o’reilly has no problem wiping the floor with a 9/11 truther as they’re talking and calling them nuts and whatnot

(2:45:51 AM): yeah, but he’ll give the liberal agenda a listen moreso and before anyone else there.

(2:46:20 AM): i gained a lil respect for him when he did that obama interview, he didnt try to use it as a chance for one big smear session

Concetta (2:46:38 AM): i didnt see that

(2:46:45 AM): he was fair

(2:46:49 AM): even tho obama is just as bad

(2:46:51 AM): as the rest of them

(2:46:57 AM): have you seen the obama deception?

Concetta (2:47:07 AM): no i didnt

Concetta (2:47:12 AM): i thought it might have been alot of propaganda

Concetta (2:47:15 AM): which is not what i’m against

Concetta (2:47:16 AM): LOL

Concetta (2:47:22 AM): because propaganda is everywhere

Concetta (2:47:27 AM): but i didnt waste my time

(2:47:34 AM): you think alex jones peddles propaganda?

Concetta (2:48:06 AM): I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT WAS AN ALEX JONES FILM. but i think sometimes he does, but not like for a big grand agenda like fox news

(2:48:11 AM): yeah

Concetta (2:48:13 AM): but sometimes he can be a little

Concetta (2:48:13 AM): like

(2:48:14 AM): idk

Concetta (2:48:15 AM): over dramatic

(2:48:20 AM): a lil …like..

(2:48:21 AM): yeah

(2:48:22 AM): takes it too far

(2:48:30 AM): dramatics.

Concetta (2:48:31 AM): like aids in the corn and whatnot

(2:48:37 AM): yeah

(2:48:39 AM): thats a lil much

(2:48:49 AM): i think ron paul

(2:48:54 AM): would be assassinated.

(2:48:56 AM): or w/e

Concetta (2:48:58 AM): i think so too

(2:49:02 AM): before he was elected

(2:49:10 AM): if it look like he was gonna take the white house

(2:49:27 AM): that’d be reallll scary for ron paul

Concetta (2:50:00 AM): yeah but he got his message out there to the greater population, thats what counts. and if he got assassinated if he was getting closer and closer to the white house and more opened in the public eye

Concetta (2:50:11 AM): that might backfire

(2:50:26 AM): yeah

(2:50:29 AM): it might

(2:50:39 AM): but even as good as ron paul is..

(2:50:42 AM): yanno?

(2:50:49 AM): i think the only thing that will save this nation

(2:50:55 AM): is bloody revolution

Concetta (2:50:56 AM): revolution

Concetta (2:50:58 AM): yEP

(2:51:11 AM): and you get the feeling sometimes

(2:51:16 AM): we’re building towards it

(2:51:21 AM): slowly, the people are getting fed up

Concetta (2:51:34 AM): it pisses me off i was watching cnn and like “PEOPLE ARE FINALLY MAD ABOUT THE BAIL OUT!”

Concetta (2:51:38 AM): “PEOPLE ARE FINALLY SAYING ENOUGH!”

Concetta (2:51:39 AM): its like

Concetta (2:51:40 AM): lol?

Concetta (2:51:44 AM): what happened six months ago?

Concetta (2:51:47 AM): when there were protests?

Concetta (2:51:51 AM): and countless websites?

Concetta (2:51:54 AM): and angry bloggers?

Concetta (2:51:57 AM): nah that didnt count

Concetta (2:52:00 AM): but because the NEWS says

Concetta (2:52:02 AM): we’re getting mad

Concetta (2:52:05 AM): THEN IT COUNTS!

Concetta (2:52:33 AM): it almost got violent

Concetta (2:52:37 AM): in london

Concetta (2:52:41 AM): or it did get kind of violent

Concetta (2:52:45 AM): breaking windows and whatnot

(2:52:55 AM): wellll

(2:53:04 AM): fox kinda pressed this round of protesting

(2:53:15 AM): its all aimed at anti obama liberal agenda thing

(2:53:42 AM): yeah

Concetta (2:53:44 AM): YEAH OF COURSE ITS CONTROLLED OPPOSITION

(2:53:44 AM): this movie goes into

Concetta (2:53:46 AM): OF COURSE

(2:53:50 AM): the north american union

(2:53:59 AM): and how obama is working towards the same NWO that bush was

Concetta (2:54:01 AM): i heard the idea for that got disbanded for now

Concetta (2:54:03 AM): yeah he is

(2:54:10 AM): well

(2:54:12 AM): you know whats scary?

(2:54:36 AM): is obama didnt bat down the idea of abandoning the american dollar for a universal currancy

Concetta (2:55:08 AM): of course not man

Concetta (2:55:15 AM): he was down for that from the beginning

Concetta (2:55:15 AM): lol

Concetta (2:55:25 AM): i expect the amero soon

(2:55:53 AM): yeah

(2:55:54 AM): me too

By Cetta | No Comments »

Wow, three or four new entries… I’m on a blogging spree lately. /sarcasm.

April 17th, 2009 | 1,468 wordcount, 3 images

I remember when I would like, just write random entries on this blog, sometimes about politics, sometimes about conspiracies, and sometimes just like.. about people and life and things like that. Sometimes it would all be jumbled up together in one big entry. It’s been a while since I did that, but those days are NOT over.

The serious part of the blogging is below the lulz.

But first, before I even BLOG about anything.. I want to show you all something that Mark linked me to. We’re all aware of the Wizard from the Wizard of Oz, and of course most of us have seen Pulp Fiction, so a lot of you will get what this YTMND is about, and why it’s so funny. “Does The Wizard Look Like A Bitch?“. LOOOL I cracked up SO hard when I saw this. Especially the TITLE. DOES THE WIZARD LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Hahaha.

If you don’t get the reference (get out from under your rock), here, let me show you what it’s from:

Pulp Fiction - DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!? in typography

Concetta: explain to me
Concetta: what marcellus wallace
Concetta: looks like
thrown: hes black
Concetta: go on
thrown: hes bald
Concetta: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
thrown: what?
Concetta: ;;SHOOTS YOU IN THE SHOULDER;;
thrown: omg ur so mean 2 me

And of course, what he’s saying in the YTMND is from this:

Chii: ._.
Chii: that was terrifying
Chii: anyway, i’m hungry
Concetta: http://badmuthawizard.ytmnd.com/
Chii: ….
Concetta: find your nourishment
Concetta: in what he speaks
Chii: …….
Chii: WOW
Chii: - just walx off -
Chii: - sulking -
Concetta: ;;the big samuel L head follows you;;
Concetta: http://badmuthawizard.ytmnd.com/
Chii: - i punch it in.. the face for obvious reasons -
Concetta: LOL

OH.. ROFL. HERES SOMETHING RANDOM I JUST FOUND IN THE RELATED YOUTUBE VIDEOS:

Samuel L Jackson Presents: Guess Who?

CLICK PICTURE TO ENLARGE …

LOOOOOOOOOOOL. Now I am officially flat lined.

Anyway.. enough of that nonsense — OH, LOL. I have another domain I bought the other day, which I don’t know what to do with yet. lawl-and-order.com. Very lulzy - just the name alone. Something lulzy is going to have to go here. Maybe, like, Lol Politics and Lol News, that has SOME funny things like:

CLICK PICTURE TO ENLARGE …

And …

CLICK PICTURE TO ENLARGE …

Which brings me to something else — no, not about politics, surprisingly (but because I was talking about domains)… . . .

Chii: cetta
Chii: CAN YOU COOK
Chii: SHARE ME YOUR RECIPES
Chii: i want them all
Concetta: ok hold on
Concetta: http://ritualistic.org/2008/12/29/how-to-make-scampi-sauce/
Concetta: http://ritualistic.org/2008/12/29/a-recipe-for-marinara-or-meat-sauce/
Concetta: thats all i have so far
Chii: ty
Chii: “I know this isn’t really a recipe blog”
Chii: GIRL
Chii: YOU BETTER MAKE IT ONE
Chii: Ritualicious
Chii: is what you will call it
Concetta: L O L
Concetta: thats actually clever

So now, even though I don’t really cook that much, or know that many recipes, I want to make Ritualicious.com (a play on the words “ritualistic” and “delicious” - but you have to be a moron not to pick up on that) and learn how to cook JUST to have a purpose for that blog/domain name. LOL. I mean, I probably won’t do it, but still, clever idea. “Ritualicious” roflflfl.

——————————————-

This is the second part of this post. We’ll call this section “I’ll Piss On Your Grave!”

——————————————-

Now onto something random, but more serious. I told you those days of me being random in a post wasn’t over, and while there was some lulz in the beginning of this post, this is going to be somewhat serious. … Or try to be

Cinnamon: okay wait

Cinnamon: okay

Cinnamon: you said “serious”

Cinnamon: and “not lulz”

Cinnamon: but im laughing my ass off here

Concetta: LOL

Cinnamon: WHAT THE FUCK

Cinnamon: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT

Cinnamon: IVE READ EVER

Concetta: L O L

This has been on my mind for years because of how boggling and puzzling it was to me. I’m not going to say names in this story, because it might be embarrassing to one party or the other, and I know that some people in real life that might or might not read this blog may know who I’m talking about. So for point of reference, I’m going to use pseudo names. The story involves two people. We’ll call them Jane and Anna.

Jane, years ago, told Anna, that if Anna were to die by suicide (yes, this is one of those shocking ass stories) Jane would go to her grave, every anniversary of her death, and pee on it.

Now, is it just me, or does that sound really retarded?

The reason I’m blogging about this now is because I heard this story again yesterday. Jane again told Anna that she’d pee on her grave if suicide was committed.

Like I said in the beginning of this story, this has really always just left me dumbfounded. First of all, Janes a female, obviously. Do you know how hard it is for females to pee while standing up over a public toilet? You have to aim, which is hard because as females we don’t have a penis, and you have to make sure and watch that it doesn’t run down your leg, and whatever other complications that might go along with peeing and standing up.

Now that’s just over a damn toilet. Can you imagine actually on a grave sight? I STILL don’t know if Jane was talking about the tombstone itself, or the soil. Either way it’ll still be difficult. Imagine if Anna was to die/choose to suicide out sometime in the winter, or when the wind factor was high. Jane would either be freezing, or pee will be blowing every which way in the wind, probably ruining pants, hitting people in the face, or who knows what else.

Cinnamon: AND THE BEST PART OF ALL

Cinnamon: YOU SOUND SO

Cinnamon: SERIOUS

Concetta: I WAS TRYING TO BE SERIOUS LOL

Cinnamon: LIKE YOU’RE REALLY GOING INTO DETAIL ABOUT YOUR CONCERN OVER THE WIND FACTOR

Cinnamon: IM READING THE REST

Concetta: LOOOOL

Cinnamon: OH MY GOD LULZZZZZZZZZZZ

I’ve always wondered, wouldn’t it make more sense to pee in a jar or a container with a lid and BRING it to the cemetery and DUMPING it on the grave? I guess not in Janes mind…

Also, graves are usually outside. Wouldn’t Jane not only make a spectacle of herself pulling down her pants for anyone passing by to see her vagina, but then looking like a complete schizophrenic and actually PEE on the grave?

Couldn’t the cemetery owners or anyone around her have her charged with indecent exposure too? Plus whatever they can probably throw at her for peeing on a grave. Now, if I were Anna, I probably would have told Jane “so? It wouldn’t be my pussy on display for the whole world to see. Do whatever you want.”

Maybe Anna’s just not that smart to think of this (sorry if you’re reading this and know who you — but how smart are you to supposedly mention suicide in the first place?). That’s okay Anna. I thought of it for you.

Also, I know Jane. At least I semi know her. I’ve heard her say, or through hearsay, know her beliefs are “dead is not dead” and “you’re not really in the ground, that’s just your shell”, and “that’s not them anymore in the coffin, they moved on” and all this other spiritual goodness and/or nonsense.

So that brings me to my next question. Isn’t that pretty hypocritical for someone who believes dead is not the end, and someone is no longer in their body once they died, and etc etc etc, to say they’d piss on someones grave? I guess, in the end, that’s the main thing that bothered me with the whole “I’ll pee on your grave!” thing. If Anna knows Janes beliefs too, which I’m more than sure that she does, since Jane makes her beliefs known, I can’t help but wonder if she’d be bothered by this peeing on the grave thing if, fundamentally, it really means nothing anyway to Jane since apparently, according to Janes own logic, Anna is not really there anyway.

Which brings us around in a circular logic and back to my original question of “Doesn’t that sound retarded?”

Let’s not even get into the whole fact that someone would take the TIME to do this, which I can write a whole other post off of how that ALSO makes no sense, but let’s stick with one thing at a time.

But maybe I’m wrong. Maybe I’m the one that’s stupid here. Maybe I don’t get it. Can someone else explain Janes logic to me?

Discussion is good! Comments are always welcomed, and so are friendly debates and going back and forth!

I’m pretty sure I don’t really have a reader fan base anymore, since I hardly posted in such a long time… but this will remain up anyway, if anyone wants to comment!

Cinnamon: dude im going to laugh at this shit for the rest of my life
Cinnamon: sometimes you give me the best lulz of my life
Cinnamon: i swear
Concetta: LOL

^^^ROFL. And I wuz trying to be seriuz ; _ ;

By Cetta | 10 Comments »

FML.

April 16th, 2009 | 672 wordcount

I just really want to show you all one of my favorite websites on the internet. Fmylife - FML : Your everyday life stories. I found out about this site a while ago, but I really didn’t start to appreciate it until like just the other day.

Anonymous people (OR you could put your name) write about things that happened throughout their day and end it with “FML” which means “f*ck my life.”

It’s really funny. You can look at them all at once by going to the first page and hitting the previous pages, or you can look at the specific categories they have. Love, Money, Kids, Work, Health, Sex and Miscellaneous.

They also have funny comments attached to them. If you look at each individual FML entry, you’ll see on the bottom, to the left, there is numbers. Click that and look at some of the comments. Sometimes the comments are even funnier than the entry, rofl. And you can even vote whether you think the person deserved it or not by clicking either “I agree, your life is f***ed” or “you deserved that one”.

Anyway, if you’re still not convinced to check this site out, look at some of the hilarious entries on here:

Today, at a family Seder, (a Jewish service for Passover), my mom served matzah balls during the festive meal. Considering how much I love matzah balls and there aren’t many options for me to eat because I’m a vegetarian, I shouted, “I like really big balls!” in front of my entire family. FML

^^^^LOOOOOOOOOL WHAT?

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn’t my brother. FML

^^^^LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL SHE MUST HAVE FELT SO STUPID

Today, for Easter my brother & sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I’m allergic to chocolate. FML

^^^^WOW FYL INDEED

Today, I performed in my school play. Right before my big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage and I became aroused. The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus. All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion. FML

^^^^LOL AND IF YOU LOOK AT THE COMMENTS FOR THIS FML ENTRY SOMEONE GOES “Talk about being hung on a cross.” LOL THAT IS SO WRONG IN SOOO MANY WAYS, BUT SO FUNNY.

Today, I was playing with my pet hamster and I decided to put it down my pants for fun. It started running around and I actually got aroused. My mom then proceeded to walk into my room to see me with an erection and my pet hamster poke his head out of the hole in my boxers. FML

^^^^LMAO IMAGINE HIS MOTHERS FACE

Today, I tried to prove to my dad that he snores by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bed. I soon found out my parents had sex that night. Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty. FML

^^^^HAHAHAHA. God, you know what’s bad about that? I don’t even have to put a tape recorder in my mother and her husbands bedroom to hear THEM going at it, or the things they say… F***M***L

And on and on they go, one more funny than the next. So check out the site and have some lulz.

kameLe (10:11:50 PM): ROFL

kameLe (10:11:55 PM): thank you for that FML site

kameLe (10:11:58 PM): i really needed the lulz

kameLe (10:14:01 PM): Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I’m paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML

kameLe (10:14:03 PM): LOL

Concetta (10:28:57 PM): LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Concetta (10:28:58 PM): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Concetta (10:29:00 PM): LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Okay, this is outright scary. So scary it caused me to actually blog again (wasn’t this site dead!?).

April 16th, 2009 | 627 wordcount, 1 image

OKAY, EDIT: SO THIS MIGHT BE A HOAX. (Late April Fools joke, maybe?) THOUGH, OBVIOUSLY, WHEN I READ THAT ARTICLE AND WROTE THIS POST, I BELIEVED IT, BUT… LOOKS LIKE I MIGHT HAVE BEEN TRICKED. I’m still keeping the original post up though. It’s below the ———– line.

Look at this funny quote about it: “Oh sure there was a tree growing in his lungs and in that tree they also found a birds nest, a lost kite and the head of an axe which got broken off it’s handle when the the little people, who live in his stomach tried to cut it down. They were ever so hungry and needed the wood to built a fire so they could cook up chunks of his liver.”

I LOL’d.

Hanoi-Hanna - Potentially Confused says:
Think of it like this…

Hanoi-Hanna - Potentially Confused says:
The infection that would occur from something that foreign to the body appearing in the lung would effectively cripple the lung.

Hanoi-Hanna - Potentially Confused says:
Probably necrotising all the tissue around the tree in the process. When that happens, there is no nutrients that the tree can draw on to increase in size. Effectively stopping just as soon as the seed got inside the body.

Hanoi-Hanna - Potentially Confused says:
Not to mention… You’d notice the pain of inhaling something as large as a fir seed.

Anyway….

***Original post starts now…***

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So you know how people (mostly children) always say “don’t swallow watermelon seeds (or another type of seed), unless you want to give birth to a watermelon (or other fruit)“? Well… No one in their right mind thinks that’s true, but maybe the notion came from somewhere.

I’m also sure we’ve all heard about the man who India who “grew roots” (oh wow, a quick Google search of him tells us he might be cured — and while I’m glad for him, that “tree man” in India is so last week compared to the story I’m about to tell…). We all also know that those roots aren’t actually tree barks, but warts. It just looked like tree bark. I mean… humans and trees just don’t mix, right!?

WRONG.

There’s a man in Russia who IS actually growing a tree inside of his body.

According to the article, it says “Medical staff believe that Mr Sidorkin somehow inhaled a seed, which later sprouted into a small fir tree inside his lung.”

I don’t know if this is amazing that the human body can have the right environment/ingredients to allow a TREE to grow inside of it, or just down right freaky…

I’m gonna go with a little of both.

By the way, imagine being the doctor and/or staff to discover the fir tree inside of this man? The reason I say this is because of this line from the article: ‘I thought I was hallucinating,’ said Dr Kamashev. ‘I asked my assistant to have a look: “Come and see this - we’ve got a fir tree here”.

Rofl, that just made me laugh. My reaction would be more like “IS THAT A M^#$^#$ F%&%$&$ FIR TREE IN THAT MANS M^#$^#$ F%&%$&$ LUNG!?!?!?” (Samuel L. Jackson-esque - cause, you know, I think we’re all sick of these mother f*ckin’ fir trees protruding out of our mother f*ckin’ lungs /sarcasm). And what are these doctors like? All calm, probably sipping at tea, staring up at the x-rays like “We have a fir tree here. Looks like a code red, folks. Get my scalpel.” Just like it’s partially standard. …Maybe this is why I’m not a doctor…

Man, just imagine the parasites and foreign entities in his body now because of this, though. I know I wrote about some of that stuff here and the adverse effects parasites have on the body. That mans probably going to need to cleanse/purge his body in SOME way.

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“What we are.”

March 9th, 2009 | 118 wordcount

A few days ago, someone I know for a while, Tama, linked me to this awesome video about humans. Irregardless of whatever you think about evolution or not, this video makes very good points.

Like when it says about humans: “They’re are the only animals that think they’re supposed to be happy, all the other animals can just be” and also “You see.. they feel alone. All six billion of them.”

Anyway, the reason I mentioned evolution in the beginning of this post is because the video calls humans “monkeys”. Whether you agree with this or not, or think we’re higher than animals, the video calling humans “monkeys” is pretty irrelevant. The message behind the video though? Powerful.

What we are

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