Ritualistic

Okay, I have absolutely no control over my spending. I see something, I like it, I spend money on it. Case and point: What happened today. Astrology.com e-mailed me about some BIG COSMIC EVENT that’s going to happen today, with the title in the e-mail “Pluto and Uranus in Transit: Rocking, Rolling Times Ahead!”, telling me that I HAVE to get my Natal Reading, which, AND I QUOTE, “reflects the factors at play in the universe at the moment of your birth and holds significant indicators of qualities and tendencies that make up your personality and the potential that may be within you.”

WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MEANS.

So I bought it. My Natal Reading. “Natal Reading for Concetta”.

$15.96 spent on JUNK at Astrology.com - which is supposedly a BARGAIN for this type of reading. It’s supposed to be $19.95, but I got three whole dollars taken off!

Please note that that’s sarcasm.

And my friends, it didn’t stop there. Astrology.com then e-mailed me AGAIN telling me “Take 20% off your next order!” …

I couldn’t resist.

Bam.

Another impulse purchase at Astrology.com’s Numerology Shop…

Here it is. My Numerology Personality Profile. $14.95 for personalized Numerology Report…

…And I don’t even make that much money. What the hell am I doing!!!

Our countries in a slump.

People are getting laid off left and right.

The economy is a NIGHTMARE.

Americans are getting thrown out of their homes.

…And I’m buying astrology reports…

Is THIS what buyers remorse is?

Oh well, at least the astrology reports were mostly true. Especially the Natal Reading. I ACTUALLY RECOMMEND EVERYONE GET ONE~! LULZ.

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