FML.
April 16th, 2009 | 672 wordcountI just really want to show you all one of my favorite websites on the internet. Fmylife - FML : Your everyday life stories. I found out about this site a while ago, but I really didn’t start to appreciate it until like just the other day.
Anonymous people (OR you could put your name) write about things that happened throughout their day and end it with “FML” which means “f*ck my life.”
It’s really funny. You can look at them all at once by going to the first page and hitting the previous pages, or you can look at the specific categories they have. Love, Money, Kids, Work, Health, Sex and Miscellaneous.
They also have funny comments attached to them. If you look at each individual FML entry, you’ll see on the bottom, to the left, there is numbers. Click that and look at some of the comments. Sometimes the comments are even funnier than the entry, rofl. And you can even vote whether you think the person deserved it or not by clicking either “I agree, your life is f***ed” or “you deserved that one”.
Anyway, if you’re still not convinced to check this site out, look at some of the hilarious entries on here:
“Today, at a family Seder, (a Jewish service for Passover), my mom served matzah balls during the festive meal. Considering how much I love matzah balls and there aren’t many options for me to eat because I’m a vegetarian, I shouted, “I like really big balls!” in front of my entire family. FML”
^^^^LOOOOOOOOOL WHAT?
“Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn’t my brother. FML”
^^^^LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL SHE MUST HAVE FELT SO STUPID
“Today, for Easter my brother & sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I’m allergic to chocolate. FML”
^^^^WOW FYL INDEED
“Today, I performed in my school play. Right before my big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage and I became aroused. The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus. All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion. FML”
^^^^LOL AND IF YOU LOOK AT THE COMMENTS FOR THIS FML ENTRY SOMEONE GOES “Talk about being hung on a cross.” LOL THAT IS SO WRONG IN SOOO MANY WAYS, BUT SO FUNNY.
“Today, I was playing with my pet hamster and I decided to put it down my pants for fun. It started running around and I actually got aroused. My mom then proceeded to walk into my room to see me with an erection and my pet hamster poke his head out of the hole in my boxers. FML”
^^^^LMAO IMAGINE HIS MOTHERS FACE
“Today, I tried to prove to my dad that he snores by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bed. I soon found out my parents had sex that night. Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty. FML”
^^^^HAHAHAHA. God, you know what’s bad about that? I don’t even have to put a tape recorder in my mother and her husbands bedroom to hear THEM going at it, or the things they say… F***M***L
And on and on they go, one more funny than the next. So check out the site and have some lulz.
kameLe (10:11:50 PM): ROFL
kameLe (10:11:55 PM): thank you for that FML site
kameLe (10:11:58 PM): i really needed the lulz
kameLe (10:14:01 PM): “Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I’m paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML”
kameLe (10:14:03 PM): LOL
Concetta (10:28:57 PM): LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Concetta (10:28:58 PM): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Concetta (10:29:00 PM): LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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