Ritualistic

I remember when I would like, just write random entries on this blog, sometimes about politics, sometimes about conspiracies, and sometimes just like.. about people and life and things like that. Sometimes it would all be jumbled up together in one big entry. It’s been a while since I did that, but those days are NOT over.

The serious part of the blogging is below the lulz.

But first, before I even BLOG about anything.. I want to show you all something that Mark linked me to. We’re all aware of the Wizard from the Wizard of Oz, and of course most of us have seen Pulp Fiction, so a lot of you will get what this YTMND is about, and why it’s so funny. “Does The Wizard Look Like A Bitch?“. LOOOL I cracked up SO hard when I saw this. Especially the TITLE. DOES THE WIZARD LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Hahaha.

If you don’t get the reference (get out from under your rock), here, let me show you what it’s from:

“Pulp Fiction - DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!? in typography”

Concetta: explain to me
Concetta: what marcellus wallace
Concetta: looks like
thrown: hes black
Concetta: go on
thrown: hes bald
Concetta: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
thrown: what?
Concetta: ;;SHOOTS YOU IN THE SHOULDER;;
thrown: omg ur so mean 2 me

And of course, what he’s saying in the YTMND is from this:

Chii: ._.
Chii: that was terrifying
Chii: anyway, i’m hungry
Concetta: http://badmuthawizard.ytmnd.com/
Chii: ….
Concetta: find your nourishment
Concetta: in what he speaks
Chii: …….
Chii: WOW
Chii: - just walx off -
Chii: - sulking -
Concetta: ;;the big samuel L head follows you;;
Concetta: http://badmuthawizard.ytmnd.com/
Chii: - i punch it in.. the face for obvious reasons -
Concetta: LOL

OH.. ROFL. HERES SOMETHING RANDOM I JUST FOUND IN THE RELATED YOUTUBE VIDEOS:

Samuel L Jackson Presents: Guess Who?

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LOOOOOOOOOOOL. Now I am officially flat lined.

Anyway.. enough of that nonsense — OH, LOL. I have another domain I bought the other day, which I don’t know what to do with yet. lawl-and-order.com. Very lulzy - just the name alone. Something lulzy is going to have to go here. Maybe, like, Lol Politics and Lol News, that has SOME funny things like:

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And …

CLICK PICTURE TO ENLARGE …

Which brings me to something else — no, not about politics, surprisingly (but because I was talking about domains)… . . .

Chii: cetta
Chii: CAN YOU COOK
Chii: SHARE ME YOUR RECIPES
Chii: i want them all
Concetta: ok hold on
Concetta: http://ritualistic.org/2008/12/29/how-to-make-scampi-sauce/
Concetta: http://ritualistic.org/2008/12/29/a-recipe-for-marinara-or-meat-sauce/
Concetta: thats all i have so far
Chii: ty
Chii: “I know this isn’t really a recipe blog”
Chii: GIRL
Chii: YOU BETTER MAKE IT ONE
Chii: Ritualicious
Chii: is what you will call it
Concetta: L O L
Concetta: thats actually clever

So now, even though I don’t really cook that much, or know that many recipes, I want to make Ritualicious.com (a play on the words “ritualistic” and “delicious” - but you have to be a moron not to pick up on that) and learn how to cook JUST to have a purpose for that blog/domain name. LOL. I mean, I probably won’t do it, but still, clever idea. “Ritualicious” roflflfl.

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This is the second part of this post. We’ll call this section “I’ll Piss On Your Grave!”

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Now onto something random, but more serious. I told you those days of me being random in a post wasn’t over, and while there was some lulz in the beginning of this post, this is going to be somewhat serious. … Or try to be …

Cinnamon: okay wait

Cinnamon: okay

Cinnamon: you said “serious”

Cinnamon: and “not lulz”

Cinnamon: but im laughing my ass off here

Concetta: LOL

Cinnamon: WHAT THE FUCK

Cinnamon: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT

Cinnamon: IVE READ EVER

Concetta: L O L

This has been on my mind for years because of how boggling and puzzling it was to me. I’m not going to say names in this story, because it might be embarrassing to one party or the other, and I know that some people in real life that might or might not read this blog may know who I’m talking about. So for point of reference, I’m going to use pseudo names. The story involves two people. We’ll call them Jane and Anna.

Jane, years ago, told Anna, that if Anna were to die by suicide (yes, this is one of those shocking ass stories) Jane would go to her grave, every anniversary of her death, and pee on it.

Now, is it just me, or does that sound really retarded?

The reason I’m blogging about this now is because I heard this story again yesterday. Jane again told Anna that she’d pee on her grave if suicide was committed.

Like I said in the beginning of this story, this has really always just left me dumbfounded. First of all, Janes a female, obviously. Do you know how hard it is for females to pee while standing up over a public toilet? You have to aim, which is hard because as females we don’t have a penis, and you have to make sure and watch that it doesn’t run down your leg, and whatever other complications that might go along with peeing and standing up.

Now that’s just over a damn toilet. Can you imagine actually on a grave sight? I STILL don’t know if Jane was talking about the tombstone itself, or the soil. Either way it’ll still be difficult. Imagine if Anna was to die/choose to suicide out sometime in the winter, or when the wind factor was high. Jane would either be freezing, or pee will be blowing every which way in the wind, probably ruining pants, hitting people in the face, or who knows what else.

Cinnamon: AND THE BEST PART OF ALL

Cinnamon: YOU SOUND SO

Cinnamon: SERIOUS

Concetta: I WAS TRYING TO BE SERIOUS LOL

Cinnamon: LIKE YOU’RE REALLY GOING INTO DETAIL ABOUT YOUR CONCERN OVER THE WIND FACTOR

Cinnamon: IM READING THE REST

Concetta: LOOOOL

Cinnamon: OH MY GOD LULZZZZZZZZZZZ

I’ve always wondered, wouldn’t it make more sense to pee in a jar or a container with a lid and BRING it to the cemetery and DUMPING it on the grave? I guess not in Janes mind…

Also, graves are usually outside. Wouldn’t Jane not only make a spectacle of herself pulling down her pants for anyone passing by to see her vagina, but then looking like a complete schizophrenic and actually PEE on the grave?

Couldn’t the cemetery owners or anyone around her have her charged with indecent exposure too? Plus whatever they can probably throw at her for peeing on a grave. Now, if I were Anna, I probably would have told Jane “so? It wouldn’t be my pussy on display for the whole world to see. Do whatever you want.”

Maybe Anna’s just not that smart to think of this (sorry if you’re reading this and know who you — but how smart are you to supposedly mention suicide in the first place?). That’s okay Anna. I thought of it for you.

Also, I know Jane. At least I semi know her. I’ve heard her say, or through hearsay, know her beliefs are “dead is not dead” and “you’re not really in the ground, that’s just your shell”, and “that’s not them anymore in the coffin, they moved on” and all this other spiritual goodness and/or nonsense.

So that brings me to my next question. Isn’t that pretty hypocritical for someone who believes dead is not the end, and someone is no longer in their body once they died, and etc etc etc, to say they’d piss on someones grave? I guess, in the end, that’s the main thing that bothered me with the whole “I’ll pee on your grave!” thing. If Anna knows Janes beliefs too, which I’m more than sure that she does, since Jane makes her beliefs known, I can’t help but wonder if she’d be bothered by this peeing on the grave thing if, fundamentally, it really means nothing anyway to Jane since apparently, according to Janes own logic, Anna is not really there anyway.

Which brings us around in a circular logic and back to my original question of “Doesn’t that sound retarded?”

Let’s not even get into the whole fact that someone would take the TIME to do this, which I can write a whole other post off of how that ALSO makes no sense, but let’s stick with one thing at a time.

But maybe I’m wrong. Maybe I’m the one that’s stupid here. Maybe I don’t get it. Can someone else explain Janes logic to me?

Discussion is good! Comments are always welcomed, and so are friendly debates and going back and forth!

I’m pretty sure I don’t really have a reader fan base anymore, since I hardly posted in such a long time… but this will remain up anyway, if anyone wants to comment!

Cinnamon: dude im going to laugh at this shit for the rest of my life
Cinnamon: sometimes you give me the best lulz of my life
Cinnamon: i swear
Concetta: LOL

^^^ROFL. And I wuz trying to be seriuz ; _ ;

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